只有10篇sorry My family I love my family, because I have a happy family. My father is an English teacher. His name is Jacky. He is thirty-eight. He likes playing basketball. What’s my mother job? Is she a teacher? Yes, you’re right! My mother is very kind and nice, she is thirty-seven. My mother is always laborious work. I love my parents! On Saturday and Sunday, I often go to the library and play the piano, My father go to play basketball. Sometimes, we watch TV and listen to music at home. I love my family. Because I’m very happy to live with my parents together! 我的家庭 我爱我的家庭,因为我有一个快乐的家庭. 我的爸爸是一名英语教师,他的名字叫Jacky.他今年38岁.他非常喜欢打篮球.我的妈妈是赶什么呢?她是一名教师吗?是的.你说对了!我的妈妈是一个很亲切、友善的人,她今年37岁.我妈妈总是勤劳的干活.我爱我的父母. 在星期六和星期天里,我经常去图书馆和弹钢琴.我爸爸去打篮球.有时侯,我们都在家看电视和听音乐. 我爱我家.因为我和爸爸妈妈一起生活得很开心! My Room This is my room. Near the window there is a desk. I often do my homework at it. You can see some books, some flowers in a vase, a ruler and a pen. On the wall near the desk there is a picture of a cat. There is a clock above the end of my bed. I usually put my shoe under my bed. Of course there is a chair in front of the desk. I sit there and I can see the trees and roads outside. 我的房间 这是我的房间。
在窗口附近有一张书桌。
我经常在那做我的家庭作业。
您能看有些书，有些花在花瓶里，一把格尺和笔。
在墙壁在书桌有猫的图片。
有一个时钟在我的床上的末端。
我通常把我的鞋子放在我的床下。
当然有一把椅子在书桌前面。
我坐那里，并且我能看外面的树和路 Skating Mom bought me a pair of skating shoes at my fifth birthday. From then on, I developed the hobby of skating. It not only makes me stronger and stronger, but also helps me know many truths of life. I know that it is normal to fall, and if only you can get on your feet again and keep on moving, you are very good! 滑冰 妈妈买了我一双冰鞋鞋子在我的第五个生日。
从那时起，我爱好滑冰。
它不仅使我越来越加强，而且帮助我知道生活许多真谛。
我知道摔倒是正常的，并且，如果只有你能摔倒后再站起来，就是非常好! The Sea What do you know about the sea? Some people know about it, but others don’t. The sea looks beautiful on a fine sunny day, the sea is very big. In the world, there is more sea than land. Do you know Hainan Island? It’s really very nice. We can see beaches, trees and the sea. We can swim and visit a lot of beautiful places. 海 你对海知道些什么？ 某些人知道关于它，但其他不。
海看起来美丽在一个美好的晴天，海是非常大的。
在世界上，比土地有更多海。
您是否知道海南岛？ 那非常好。
我们能看海滩、树和海。
我们可以游泳和参观很多美好的地方。
Computers Computers are changing our life. You can do a lot of things with a computer. Such as, you can use a computer to write articles, watch video CDs, play games and do office work. But the most important use of a computer is to join the Internet.We don’t need to leave home to borrow books from a library or to do shopping in a supermarket. Computers help us live a more convenient life. 计算机 计算机改变我们的生活。
您能做很多事用计算机。
例如，您能使用计算机写文章，手表录影CDs，戏剧比赛和完成办公室工作。
但对计算机的最重要的用途是加入Internet.我们不需要离开家去从图书馆借用书或在超级市场做购物。
计算机帮助我们居住更加方便的生活。
Smiling I think smiling is as important as sunshine. Smiling is like sunshine because it can make people happy and have a good day. If you aren’t happy, you can smile, and then you will feel happy. Someone may say, “But I don’t feel happy.” Then I would say, “Please smile as you do when you are happy or play with your friends happily. You will really be happy again.” Smiling can let you have more friends.So I say, smiling is like a flower. It will give you happiness. 微笑 我认为微笑是一样重要的象阳光。
微笑是象阳光，因为它可能使人愉快和有一个早晨好。
如果您不是愉快的，您能微笑，您然后将感觉愉快。
某人也许说， “但是我不感到愉快”。
然后我会说， “请微笑，您，当您愉快地是愉快或戏剧与您的朋友。
您真正地再将是愉快的”。
微笑可能让您有更多朋友。
如此我说，微笑是象花。
它将给您幸福。
Sunday It was Sunday and I didn'
t have to go to school. I finished my homework the day before. So I decided to help mother do housework. I washed some clothes after I got up. Then I went shopping with a basket. I bought some meat, eggs and some vegetables in the market. After I came back, I started to cook dinner for the whole family. In the evening, I sat at the table and began to write down on my notebook what I had done during the day. 星期天 它是星期天，并且我没有必须去学校。
我前一天完成了我的家庭作业。
如此我决定帮助做家事。
在我起来了之后，我洗了一些衣裳。
然后我带着篮子去购物。
我在市场上买了一些肉、蛋和有些菜。
在我回来了之后，我开始为全家烹调晚餐。
在晚上，我在我的笔记本写下什么我白天做了什么。
春天：Spring Spring is a delightful season. The temperatures are moderate, and the blooming trees and flowers make the city bright with colors. This is the time when we can begin to wear lighter and more brightly colored clothes and go outdoors more often. Smaller children like to bring their kites out to the spacious square. Also I enjoy going back to the village on this holiday after being in the city for the winter months. 春天是个让人欣喜的季节.气温适中,挂满绿叶的树和盛开的花朵给城市增添了明亮的色彩.在这个时节里,我们可以穿上轻便靓丽的衣服经常出门去了.小孩子们则喜欢在广阔的天空中放风筝.在城里呆了一个冬天之后,我也喜欢回到村子里度假. 夏天： Summer is the great season for all sports in the open air. It is the season for football which is often called the national sport because of its popularity. I usually watch television and read the newspaper reports about the football results of the little leagues. During the summer I like to go to the beach often because it is very close to my home. I usually go there during the summer vacation to relax after many months in school in the city. I feel very comfortable with the familiar quiet life of the villagers. 夏天是户外运动最好的季节.这是一个橄榄球的季节,橄榄球由于广受欢迎被称为全民运动.我常常看电视,看报纸,从报道中获得小联盟橄榄球赛的比赛结果.夏日里,我喜欢经常去海滩,因为那里离我家不远.在城里的学校呆了几个月后,暑假我常常去那里放松一下.此处有我很熟悉的村民们的宁静生活,这让我倍感舒适. 秋天：Autumn For me the autumn or fall starts in September when school starts its new term. I usually do some shopping. The mild weather made it very nice to study outside under the trees in a small park close to my house. I like to look up the leaves changing colors from green to red and yellow, and then brown colors. The park also has many bright fall flowers;
sometimes I see a small squirrel coming down from the tree to hunt for food on the ground. On the weekends, I sometimes like to fly my kite. Usually on the street corners you can see street peddlers selling warm baked sweet potatoes. This is a nice time of the year. 我觉得秋天是在9月份新学期开始的时候来临.我常常要去买一些东西.宜人的天气让我感觉在离家不远的小公园的树下学习是件非常惬意的事.我喜欢抬起头看蓍枝头上的树叶由绿变红,变黄,然后再变褐.公园里还有许多鲜艳的秋花.有时我会见到小松鼠从树上跳到地上觅食.在周末,我有时会去放风筝.在街头的拐角处,常常会有街头小贩在卖烤红薯.秋天是一年中的好时节. 冬天：Winter Winter is very cold and windy in most parts of China. I usually look forward to the Spring Festival and the winter holiday when I can go to the south where the climate is warmer during these holidays. Also, I look forward to seeing my grandparents and my friends. Winter is the time everyone is in a festive mood. In the city, I usually do a lot of reading at home in the winter because of eh cold weather outside. 中国大部分地区的冬天是即冷又有风的。
我总是盼望着春节或寒假，到时候我就可以去南方了，当地的气候在这时会暖和的多。
我也盼望着去探望我的祖父母和我的朋友。
冬天，每个人都怀着喜庆的心情。
在城里，冬天的时候我经常待在家里尽情地看书，因为外面的天气非常的冷。
Q:What'
sthedifferencebetweenamonkeyandaflea?A:Amonkeycanhavefleas,butafleacan'
thavemonkeys.猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢？你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小。
但除此之外呢，那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤，而跳蚤身上却不能有猴子。
这个答案很有意思吧？Dentist:I'
msorry,madam,butI'
llhavetochargeyoutwenty-fivedollarsforpullingyourson'
stooth.Mother:Twenty-fivedollars!ButIthoughtyouonlychargedfivedollarsforanextraction.Dentist:Iusuallydo.Butyoursonyelledsoloud,hescaredfourotherpatientsoutoftheoffice.昂贵的代价牙科医生：对不起，夫人，为给您的儿子拔牙，我得收二十五美元。
母亲：二十五美元！可是我知道您拔一颗牙只要五美元呀？牙科医生：是的。
但是您儿子这么大声地叫唤，他都吓跑四位病人了。
英语小笑话小学 笑话会给人突然之间笑神来了的奇妙感觉的特点，那大家知道有哪些笑话呢？本文是我为大家收集整理的英语小笑话小学，欢迎参考借鉴。
英语小笑话小学一 Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"
School-Go Slow"
. 老师：汤姆，你为什么每天上学迟到？ 汤姆：我每次路过拐角，一个路标上面写着：“学校——慢行”。
英语小笑话小学二 A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "
God, what is a million dollars to you?"
and God says: "
A penny"
, then the man says: "
God, what is a million years to you?"
and God says: "
a second"
, than the man says: "
God, can I have a penny?"
and God says "
In a second"
. 一男子进入教堂和上帝对话。
他问："
主啊, 一百万美元对你意味着多少?"
上帝回答："
一便士"
，男子又问："
那一百万年呢?"
上帝说："
一秒钟"
，最后男子请求道："
上帝,我能得到一便士吗?"
上帝回答："
过一秒钟"
。
英语小笑话小学三 Mother sent Tommy to the store across the street to buy a good box of matches. When Tommy came back,mother asked him,”Did you buy a good box of matches?” “Yes,Mum.”Tommy replied,”I have tried them all.” 妈妈让汤米去马路对面的商店里买一盒好用的'
火柴。
汤米回来后，妈妈问他，“你买的是好用的火柴吗？” “是的，妈妈。
”汤米回答，“我把它们都试过了。
” 英语小笑话小学四 Father: Uh,oh,I think I just made an illegal right-hand turn. Susie: That is okay ,dad,the policeman behind you just did the same thing! 父亲：哎呀，我刚才违规右转弯了。
苏西：没事，爸，跟在你后面的警察也这么转了。
;
。
笑话可以在说笑中蕴含着人们对于美好生活的期盼和诉求。
折射出社会生活中的方方面面。
我精心收集了，供大家欣赏学习! ：上帝在看着 The students were lined up in the cafeteria for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "
Take only ONE.God is watching."
学生们在食堂排队吃午餐。
在桌子的一头有一大堆苹果，修女写了一张纸条，贴在苹果托盘上:“只能拿一个。
上帝在看着你。
” Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "
Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
顺着午餐队伍往前走，在桌子的另一端有一大堆巧克力饼干。
一个孩子写了一张纸条，“想要多少拿多少，上帝正看着苹果呢。
” ：能让我们老师回去吗? While visiting a country school, the chairman of the Board Of Education became provoked at the noise the unruly students were making in the next room. Angrily, he opened the door and grabbed one of the taller boys who seemed to be doing most of the talking. He dragged the boy to the next room and stood him in the corner. 在访问一听乡村学校时，教育委员会主席因为隔壁房间里不守规矩的学生们发出的噪音而愤怒不已。
他气愤地推开门，一把抓住一个身材较高的男生，他似乎说话最多。
他拖着男生到另一个房间，并礼他他站在墙角。
A few minutes later, a *** all boy stuck his head in the room and pleaded, "
Please, sir, may we have our teacher back?"
几分钟后，一个小男孩探进头来，恳求道:“求求您，先生，能让我们的老师回去吗?” ：你知道我是谁吗? It was the final examination for a Biology course at a university. It was designed to weed out some students. The examination was two hours long. After the exam booklets were provided, the professor told the class that any exam booklet that was not on his desk in exactly two hours would not be accepted and the student would fail. 这是一所大学的生物课期末考试。
考试旨在淘汰部分学生。
考试时间为两小时。
分发试题册后，教授对学生们说，两小时结束后任何没交的试题册他都不再接收，没交的学生一律不及格。
考试开始后半小时，个学生匆匆跑了进来，向教授要试题册。
Half of an hour into the exam, a student came rushing in and asked the professor for an exam booklet. “你没有时间答完试题的，”教授一边把试题册递给学生，一边讽刺地说。
"
You'
re not going to have time to finish this,"
the professor stated sarcastically as he handed the student a booklet. “不，我有，”学生回答。
然后他坐下来开始答题两小时后，教授要求交卷，学生们把试卷整理好，交了卷，只有那名迟到的学生还继续写着。
一小时后，学生走到教授跟前，教授正坐在桌旁准备下一节课。
学生试图把试卷放在桌上的一堆试题册上。
"
Yes, I will,"
replied the student. He then took a seat and began writing. After two hours, the professor called for the exams, and the students filed up and handed them in. All except the late student, who continued writing. An hour later, the student came up to the professor who was sitting at his desk preparing for his next class. He attempted to put his exam on the stack of exam booklets already there “我不会接收的。
太晚了。
” "
I'
m not going to accept that. It'
s late."
学生看上去将信将疑，有些生气。
The student looked incredulous and angry. “你知道我是谁吗?” "
Do you know who I am?"
“不，说实话，我不知道，”教授回答说，言语中带着嘲讽的语气。
"
No, as a matter of fact, I don'
t,"
replied the professor with an air of sarca *** in his voice. “你知道我是谁吗?”学生又问，声音更响亮了。
"
Do you know who I am?"
the student asked again in a louder voice. “不知道，我也不在乎”教授回答，面露优越的神色。
"
No, and I don'
t care."
replied the professor with an air of superiority. “那就好，”学生说著快速地拿起一叠试卷，把他的塞到中间，然后走出了教室。
"
Good,"
replied the student, who quickly lifted the stack of pleted exams, stuffed his in the middle, and walked out of the room. 。
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