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外语学习 问题描述: 急需找一个英语小笑话~~ 明天就要用了~~ 短一点的~~ 六年级学生可以看懂~~ 能读懂的~~ 要有中文~~ 尽快~~ 先谢谢了~~ 解析: He Won Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: That'
s too bad. How did that happen? Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won. 他赢了 汤姆：约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗？ 约翰尼：他害病卧床了。
他受了伤。
汤姆：真糟糕，怎么回事儿？ 约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。
I Have His Ear in My Pocket Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "
What happened?"
"
A kid bit me,"
replied Ivan. "
Would you recognize him if you saw him again?"
asked his mother. "
I'
d know him any where,"
said Ivan. "
I have his ear in my pocket."
他的耳朵在我衣兜里 伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。
他妈妈问，“发生了什么事？” “一个男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡说。
“再见到他你能认出来吗？”妈妈问。
“他走到哪里我都能认出他，”伊凡说。
“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢。
” A Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for o cents. "
What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"
I gave it to a poor old woman,"
he answered. "
You'
re a good boy,"
said the mother proudly. "
Here are o cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"
She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子 小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了？” “我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。
“你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。
“再给你两分钱。
可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？” “她是个卖糖果的。
” Drunk One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "
What'
s the meaning of the word '
Drunk'
, dad?"
"
Well, my son,"
his father replied, "
look, there are standing o policemen. If I regard the o policemen as four then I am drunk."
"
But, dad,"
the boy said, "
there'
s only ONE policeman!"
醉酒 一天，父亲与小儿子一道回家。
这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄，老是有提不完的问题。
他向父亲发问道：“爸爸，‘醉’字是什么意思？” “唔，孩子，”父亲回答说，“你瞧那儿站着两个警察。
如果我把他们看成了四个，那么我就算醉了。
” “可是，爸爸， ”孩子说，“那儿只有一个警察呀！” Hospitality The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest'
s plate. The visitor *** iled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "
You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?"
"
In the rat-trap, sir,"
replied the boy. 好客 由于客人在吃苹果馅饼时，家里没有奶酪了，于是女主人向大家表示歉意。
这家的小男孩悄悄地离开了屋子。
过了一会儿，他拿着一片奶酪回到房间，把奶酪放在客人的盘子里。
客人微笑着把奶酪放进嘴里说：“孩子，你的眼睛就是比你妈妈的好。
你在哪里找到的奶酪？” “在捕鼠夹上，先生。
”那小男孩说。
英语小笑话 上个星期五我穿了一件 Adidas 的衣服去打球, 一个老美看到就笑我说, "
Do you know what does it mean? It means All Day I Dream About Sex.我整天都在想着 性, 缩写正好是 Adidas) "
我正惊讶他怎么反应这么快, 联想力这么丰富时,旁边的 一个老美帮我解围, 他说, 有一个很著名的合唱团 Korn, 他们的招牌歌之一就是 A.D.I.D.A.S, (All day I dream about sex)所以呢,这个典故可是很多老美都耳熟 能详的喔! 下次就换你去取笑老美了.。
笑话可以让我们对生活永远充满热情。
生活中烦心的琐事总是有的，看看笑话，开心一笑，烦心事就会溜走了。
我整理了有趣的英语笑话带翻译，欢迎阅读! 有趣的英语笑话带翻译：May We Have Our Teacher Back? 能让我们老师回去吗? While visiting a country school, the chairman of the Board Of Education became provoked at the noise the unruly students were making in the next room. Angrily, he opened the door and grabbed one of the taller boys who seemed to be doing most of the talking. He dragged the boy to the next room and stood him in the corner. 在访问一听乡村学校时，教育委员会主席因为隔壁房间里不守规矩的学生们发出的噪音而愤怒不已。
他气愤地推开门，一把抓住一个身材较高的男生，他似乎说话最多。
他拖着男生到另一个房间，并礼他他站在墙角。
A few minutes later, a *** all boy stuck his head in the room and pleaded, "
Please, sir, may we have our teacher back?"
几分钟后，一个小男孩探进头来，恳求道:“求求您，先生，能让我们的老师回去吗?” 有趣的英语笑话带翻译：A Woman'
s Answer 女人的回答 A hu *** and said to his wife, "
Why did God create women to be beautiful but foolish'
?"
一位丈夫对妻子说：“为什么上帝把女人创造得如此美丽却又愚蠢呢?” "
Well,"
his wife answered at once. "
The reason is very simple. God made us beautiful so men would love us;
God made us foolish so we would marry them."
“噢，”他的妻子立刻回答道，“原因很简单。
上帝使我们如此美丽，男人才会爱我们。
上帝使我们如此愚蠢，我们才会嫁给他们。
” 有趣的英语笑话带翻译：A Wild Guess 大胆的猜想 Our physics professor was struggling to draw the class into discussion of Archimede'
s principle of water displacement. He told us that Archimede noticed that when he got into a pool at the public bathhouse, the water rose spilling over the edge. Excited at his discovery,he ran down the street yelling, "
Eureka, eureka!"
The professor asked if anyone knew what that meant. 我们的物理教授千方白计地引导学生讨论阿基米德的排水原理。
他告诉我们，阿基米德去公共浴池洗澡，他进入池子，发现水涨高了，溢位池沿。
他对这一发现十分激动，跑到街上高喊:"
Eureka, eureka!”教授问我们谁知道他喊的是什么意思。
One student stood up and answered, "
I'
m naked! I'
m naked!"
一个学生站起来答道:“我光 *** 啦，我光 *** 啦!” 。
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