中学英语阅读文章 阅读可以让我们了解一些道理和增长见识，下面我为广大中学生准备了英语阅读的文章，希望大家喜欢! 第一篇：母爱的真谛：母亲永远不会后悔! Time is running out for my friend. While we are sitting at lunch she casually mentions she and her husband are thinking of starting a family. "
We'
re taking a survey,"
she says, half-joking. "
Do you think I should have a baby?"
"
It will change your life,"
I say, carefully keeping my tone neutral2. "
I know,"
she says, "
no more sleeping in on weekends, no more spontaneous3 holidays..."
But that'
s not what I mean at all. I look at my friend, trying to decide what to tell her. I want her to know what she will never learn in childbirth classes. I want to tell her that the physical wounds of child bearing will heal, but becoming a mother will leave her with an emotional4 wound so raw5 that she will be vulnerable6 forever. I consider warning her that she will never again read a newspaper without thinking: "
What if that had been MY child?"
That every plane crash, every house fire will haunt her. That when she sees pictures of starving children, she will wonder if anything could be worse than watching your child die. I look at her carefully manicured7 nails and stylish suit and think that no matter how sophisticated8 she is, becoming a mother will reduce her to the primitive9 level of a bear protecting her cub10. I feel I should warn her that no matter how many years she has invested in her career, she will be professionally derailed11 by motherhood. She might arrange for child care, but one day she will be going into an important business meeting, and she will think her baby'
s sweet smell. She will have to use every ounce of discipline12 to keep from running home, just to make sure her child is all right. I want my friend to know that every decision will no longer be routine. That a five-year-old boy'
s desire to go to the men'
s room rather than the women'
s at a restaurant will become a major dilemma. The issues of independence and gender identity will be weighed against the prospect that a child molester13 may be lurking14 in the lavatory15. However decisive she may be at the office, she will second-guess16 herself constantly17 as a mother. Looking at my attractive friend, I want to assure her that eventually18 she will shed the added weight19 of pregnancy20, but she will never feel the same about herself. That her own life, now so important, will be of less value to her once she has a child. She would give it up in a moment to save her offspring21, but will also begin to hope for more years—
not to accomplish her own dreams—
but to watch her children accomplish theirs. I want to describe to my friend the exhilaration22 of seeing your child learn to hit a ball. I want to capture23 for her the belly laugh24 of a baby who is touching the soft fur of a dog for the first time. I want her to taste the joy that is so real it hurts. My friend'
s look makes me realize that tears have formed in my eyes. "
You'
ll never regret it,"
I say finally. Then, squeezing25 my friend'
s hand, I offer a prayer for her and me and all of the mere mortal women who stumble26 their way into this holiest of callings. 时光任苒，朋友已经老大不小了。
我们坐在一起吃饭的时候，她漫不经心地提到她和她的丈夫正考虑要小孩。
“
我们正在做一项调查，”
她半开玩笑地说。
“
你觉得我应该要个小孩吗?”
“
他将改变你的生活。
”
我小心翼翼地说道，尽量使语气保持客观。
“
这我知道。
”
她答道，“
周末睡不成懒觉，再也不能随心所欲休假了…
…
”
但我说的绝非这些。
我注视着朋友，试图整理一下自己的思绪。
我想让她知道她永远不可能在分娩课上学到的东西。
我想让她知道：分娩的有形伤疤可以愈合，但是做母亲的情感伤痕却永远如新，她会因此变得十分脆弱。
我想告诫她：做了母亲后，每当她看报纸时就会情不自禁地联想：“
如果那件事情发生在我的孩子身上将会怎样啊!”
每一次飞机失事、每一场住宅火灾都会让她提心吊胆。
看到那些忍饥挨饿的孩子们的照片时，她会思索：世界上还有什么比眼睁睁地看着自己的孩子饿死更惨的事情呢?我打量着她精修细剪的指甲和时尚前卫的衣服，心里想到：不管她打扮多么考究，做了母亲后，她会变得像护崽的母熊那样原始而不修边幅。
我觉得自己应该提醒她，不管她在工作上投入了多少年，一旦做了母亲，工作就会脱离常规。
她自然可以安排他人照顾孩子，但说不定哪天她要去参加一个非常重要的商务会议，却忍不住想起宝宝身上散发的甜甜乳香。
她不得不拼命克制自己，才不致于为了看看孩子是否安然无羔而中途回家。
我想告诉朋友，有了孩子后，她将再也不能按照惯例做出决定。
在餐馆，5岁的儿子想进男厕而不愿进女厕将成为摆在她眼前的一大难题：她将在两个选择之间权衡一番：尊重孩子的独立和性别意识，还是让他进男厕所冒险被潜在的儿童性骚扰者侵害?任凭她在办公室多么果断，作为母亲，她仍经常事后后悔自己当时的决定。
注视着我的这位漂亮的朋友，我想让她明确地知道，她最终会恢复到怀孕前的体重，但是她对自己的感觉已然不同。
她现在视为如此重要的生命将随着孩子的`诞生而变得不那么宝贵。
为了救自己的孩子，她时刻愿意献出自己的生命。
但她也开始希望多活一些年头，不是为了实现自己的梦想，而是为了看着孩子们美梦成真。
我想向朋友形容自己看到孩子学会击球时的喜悦之情。
我想让她留意宝宝第一次触摸狗的绒毛时的捧腹大笑。
我想让她品尝快乐，尽管这快乐真实得令人心痛。
朋友的表情让我意识到自己已经是热泪盈眶。
“
你永远不会后悔，”
我最后说。
然后紧紧地握住朋友的手，为她、为自己、也为每一位艰难跋涉、准备响应母亲职业神圣的召唤的平凡女性献上自己的祈祷。
第二篇：Words from the Heart说出心里话 Most people need to hear those "
three little words"
I love you. Once in a while, they hear them just in time. I met Connie the day she was admitted to the hospice1 ward, where I worked as a volunteer. Her husband, Bill, stood nervously nearby as she was transferred from the gurney2 to the hospital bed. Although Connie was in the final stages of her fight against cancer, she was alert and cheerful. We got her settled in. I finished marking her name on all the hospital supplies she would be using, then asked if she needed anything. "
Oh, yes,"
she said, "
would you please show me how to use the TV? I enjoy the soaps so much and I don'
t want to get behind on what'
s happening."
Connie was a romantic. She loved soap operas, romance novels and movies with a good love story. As we became acquainted, she confided how frustrating it was to be married 32 years to a man who often called her "
a silly woman."
"
Oh, I know Bill loves me,"
she said, "
but he has never been one to say he loves me, or send cards to me."
She sighed and looked out the window at the trees in the courtyard. "
I'
d give anything if he'
d say ‘
I love you,'
but it'
s just not in his nature."
Bill visited Connie every day. In the beginning, he sat next to the bed while she watched the soaps. Later, when she began sleeping more, he paced up and down the hallway outside her room. Soon, when she no longer watched television and had fewer waking moments, I began spending more of my volunteer time with Bill. He talked about having worked as a carpenter and how he liked to go fishing. He and Connie had no children, but they'
d been enjoying retirement by traveling, until Connie got sick. Bill could not express his feelings about the fact that his wife was dying. One day, over coffee in the cafeteria, I got him on the subject of women and how we need romance in our lives;
how we love to get sentimental1 cards and love letters. "
Do you tell Connie you love her?"
I asked (knowing his answer), and he looked at me as if I was crazy. "
I don'
t have to,"
he said. "
She knows I do!"
"
I'
m sure she knows,"
I said, reaching over and touching his hands rough, carpenter'
s hands that were gripping the cup as if it were the only thing he had to hang onto "
but she needs to hear it, Bill. She needs to hear what she has meant to you all these years. Please think about it."
We walked back to Connie'
s room. Bill disappeared inside, and I left to visit another patient. Later, I saw Bill sitting by the bed. He was holding Connie'
s hand as she slept. The date was February 12. Two days later I walked down the hospice ward at noon. There stood Bill, leaning up against the wall in the hallway, staring at the floor. I already knew from the head nurse that Connie had died at 11 A.M.. When Bill saw me, he allowed himself to come into my arms for a long time. His face was wet with tears and he was trembling. Finally, he leaned back against the wall and took a deep breath. "
I have to say something,"
he said. "
I have to say how good I feel about telling her."
He stopped to blow his nose. "
I thought a lot about what you said, and this morning I told her how much I loved her... and loved being married to her. You shoulda2 seen her smile!"
I went into the room to say my own good?bye to Connie. There, on the bedside table, was a large Valentine card from Bill. You know, the sentimental kind that says, "
To my wonderful wife... I love you."
大多数人需要听到那“
三个小字”
—
—
我爱你。
有时他们就会在最需要的时候听到。
我在康尼住进收容所病房的那天见到了她。
我在那儿当义工。
把她从轮床抬上病床时，她的丈夫比尔焦虑不安地站在旁边。
虽然康尼处于和癌症搏斗的晚期，但她仍然神智清醒，精神愉快。
我们把她安顿好。
我在医院提供给她使用的所有用品上标上她的名字，然后问她是否需要什么。
“
啊，是的，”
她说，“
请告诉我怎么用电视好吗?我非常喜欢肥皂剧，想随时跟上进展情况。
”
康尼是个浪漫的人。
她酷爱肥皂剧、浪漫小说和讲述美好爱情故事的电影。
随着我们越来越熟，她向我吐露说，跟一个经常叫她“
傻女人”
的男人生活了32年有多么沮丧。
“
唉，我知道比尔爱我，”
她说道，“
可是他从来不说他爱我，也不给我寄贺卡。
”
她叹了口气，朝窗外庭院里的树望去。
“
如果他说声‘
我爱你’
，我愿意付出一切，可这根本不是他的性格。
”
比尔每天都来探望康尼。
一开始，康尼看肥皂剧，他就坐在床旁。
后来，她睡的时候多了，比尔就在屋外走廊里踱来踱去。
不久，康尼不再看电视了，醒的时候也少了，我开始花更多的义工时间和比尔在一起。
他谈到他一直是个木工，他多么喜欢钓鱼。
他和康尼没有孩子，但他们四处旅游，享受着退休生活，直到康尼得病。
对他妻子病危这一事实，比尔无法表达他的感受。
一天，在自助餐厅喝咖啡时，我设法和比尔谈起女人这个话题，谈到生活中我们多么需要浪漫，多想收到充满柔情蜜意的卡片和情书。
“
你跟康尼说你爱她吗?”
我明知故问。
他瞧着我，就好像我有神经病。
“
我没有必要说，”
他说道。
“
她知道我爱她!”
“
我肯定她知道，”
我说。
我伸出手，触摸着他那双木工粗糙的手。
这双手紧握着杯子，似乎它是他需要依附的惟一东西—
—
“
可是她需要听到它，比尔。
她需要听到所有这些年来她对你意味什么。
请你考虑考虑。
”
我们走回康尼的房间。
比尔进了屋，我走开去看望另一个病人。
后来，我看见比尔坐在床边。
康尼入睡了，他握着她的一只手。
那天是2月12日。
两天后的中午时分，我顺着收容所病房过道向前走着。
比尔站在那里，靠着墙，凝视着地面。
护士长已经告诉我，康尼在上午11点故去了。
比尔看见我后，让我拥抱了他许久。
他满脸泪水，浑身颤抖。
最后，他向后靠在墙上，深深地吸了一口气。
“
我有话非说不可，”
他说道。
“
我得说，对她说出来，感觉真是好极了。
”
他停下来擤鼻子。
“
你说的话我想了很多;
今天早上我对她说我多么爱她…
…
我多么珍惜和她结为夫妻。
你真该看看她的笑容!”
我走进康尼的房间，亲自去和她告别 。
我看见，床头桌上放着一张比尔给她的大大的情人节贺卡—
—
就是那种充满柔情蜜意的贺卡，上面写着：“
给我出色的妻子…
…
我爱你。
”
;
。
中学生英语阅读 英语阅读能力对于孩子来说就更加重要了,几乎每一次英语考试都会有英语阅读题,如果将来想要出国留学、申请移民,或者想进入外企、在事业上有新的发展,都需要孩子有很好的英语水平，下面我给大家准备了中学生的英语阅读文章，大家一起来阅读欣赏一下吧! 【沉默】 Indeed, for a living being there is no such thing as true silence, for silence itself is a revelation of the mind and the heart, an echo of the soul of a different form. Some people use silence as a disguise of the emptiness of the head. Some use it as a means to depict their disorientation and melancholy. And some use it as a way of expressing their angers and sorrows. ... Silence usually is ephemeral. It reminds one of the bronze bells dangling from a pagoda'
'
s eaves;
on windless days they are a decoration upon the age-weathered beauty, but with wind they give out wonderful tinkling and jingling metallurgic sounds, as if echoing age-old stories of long, long ago... Do you not think the same of silent people? they say that "
silence is golden"
, but of what nature is this "
gold"
? It can include integrity, honesty and kindness;
it can stand for indifference to and detachment from fame and fortune;
but it can also act as an excuse for hypocrisy, slyness and cowardice... the glittering of gold may not necessarily be the most brilliant lustre in the world. Can it be that permanent silence is only represented by death? Perhaps even death cannot represent true silence, for the carrier of the soul can turn into dust, so that the sincere and wise voices from the bottom of the heart will trigger long-lasting echoes in the seas of human hearts... 其实，对活着的生命而言，真正的沉默是不存在的。
沉默本身也是一种思想和心境的流露，是灵魂的另一种形式的回声。
有的人以沉默掩饰思想的空虚。
有的人以沉默叙述迷茫和惆怅。
有的人以沉默表达内心的愤怒和忧伤。
…
…
沉默常常是暂时的。
就像古塔檐角下的铜铃，无风时，它们只是一种古色古香的装饰，一起风，它们便会发出奇妙的金属音响，似乎是许多古老故事的悠远的回声…
…
沉默的人们不也一样? “
沉默是金”
，是怎样的一种“
金”
呢? 这个“
金”
字中，可以包含正直、善良，可以代表淡泊、超脱，也可以是虚伪、圆滑、怯懦的一种托辞…
…
金子的光泽，未必是世界上最动人的光泽。
是不是只有死亡才是永远的沉默? 也许，死亡也未必是真正的沉默，灵魂的载体可以化为尘土，那些真诚睿智的心声，却会长久地在人心的海洋中引起悠长的.回声…
…
【守护天使 Your Guardian Angle】 Once upon a time there was a child ready to be born. So one day he asked God, "
They tell me you are sending me to earth tomorrow, but how am I going to live there being so small and helpless?"
从前，有个孩子马上就要降生了。
于是有一天他问上帝：“
听说明天您就送我去人间了，但是，我这么弱小和无助，我在那儿怎么生活呢?”
God replied, "
Among the many angels, I chose one for you. She will be waiting for you and will take care of you."
上帝答道：“
在众多的天使中，我特别为你挑了一位。
她会在那里守候你，无微不至地照顾你。
”
But the child wasn'
t sure he really wanted to go. "
But tell me, here in Heaven, I don'
t do anything else but sing and smile, that'
s enough for me to be happy."
小孩还是不确定自己是否真的想去：“
但是在天堂，我除了唱唱笑笑外，什么也不做，这就足以让我感到幸福了。
”
"
Your angel will sing for you and will also smile for you every day. And you will feel your angel'
s love and be happy."
“
你的天使每天会为你唱歌，每天对你微笑。
你会感受到她的爱，并且因此而幸福。
”
"
And how am I going to be able to understand when people talk to me,"
the child continued, "
If I don'
t know the language that men talk?"
“
如果我不懂人类的语言，他们跟我说话时，我怎么听得懂呢?”
孩子继续问道。
God patted him on the head and said, "
Your angel will tell you the most beautiful and sweet words you will ever hear, and with much patience and care, your angel will teach you how to speak."
上帝轻轻地拍了一下孩子的头说：“
你的天使会对你说最最美丽、最最动听的话语，而这些都是你从未听过的。
她会不厌其烦地教你说话。
”
"
And what am I going to do when I want to talk to you?"
“
如果我想与你说话怎么办?”
But God had an answer for that question too. "
Your angel will place your hands together and will teach you how to pray."
上帝胸有成竹地回答：“
你的天使会将你的双手合拢，教你如何祈祷。
”
"
I'
ve heard that on earth there are bad men, who will protect me?"
“
听说下界有很多坏人，谁来保护我呢?”
"
Your angel will defend you even if it means risking her life!"
“
即使冒着生命危险，你的天使也会保护你的。
”
"
But I will always be sad because I will not see you anymore,"
the child continued warily. “
但是见不到你，我会难过的。
”
小孩小心翼翼说道。
God smiled on the young one. "
Your angel will always talk to you about me and will teach you the way for you to come back to me, even though I will always be next to you."
听到这儿，上帝微笑着看着孩子。
“
尽管我会一直陪伴你左右，你的的天使仍会向你提起我，教你重返天堂之路。
”
At that moment there was much peace in Heaven, but voices from earth could already be heard. The child knew he had to start on his journey very soon. He asked God one more question, softly, "
Oh God, if I am about to leave now, please tell me my angel'
s name."
此时，天堂一片宁静，凡间的声音已可听到，小孩明白自己得赶紧上路了。
他又轻声问了最后一个问题：“
哦，上帝，假如我现在就出发，请你告诉我，我的天使叫什么名字?”
God touched the child on the shoulder and answered, "
Your angel'
s name is not hard to remember. You will simply call her Mommy."
上帝把手放在小孩的肩上，答道：“
你的天使的名字很容易记住，你就叫她--妈妈。
”
PS:妈妈是上帝为我们每个人精心挑选的天使，我们的生命因为有妈妈而安全、幸福。
当我们长大成人时，天使妈妈变成了需要我们照顾的人。
爱妈妈吧，她是我们的保护神。
给女朋友买玫瑰时，记得给妈妈买一支康乃馨;
给恋人打电话时，记得给妈妈报平安;
生活幸福甜蜜时，也记得和妈妈分享。
;
。
若是你在 学习英语 的过程中感到很枯燥，不妨来读一些英语幽默小 故事 放松放松。
英语幽默故事简短，内容诙谐幽默，情节生动有趣，相信在你在阅读的同时也可以一起学习英语哦。
这次我给大家整理了英语幽默小故事，供大家阅读参考。
更多故事相关内容推荐↓↓↓ 名人实现梦想的故事 简短励志的小故事 感动人心的故事 三分钟成语故事演讲 名人读书的故事 英语幽默小故事1 My husband，Michael，a bus driver，was passing a deserted bus stop when one of his passengers called out that a woman wanted to get on. He pulled up to the curb and opened the doors. 我丈夫，麦克是个开大巴士的。
一次当他刚要开过一个无人上下车的车站时，一位乘客喊过有位老妇人要上车。
麦克把车停靠在马路边，打开了车门。
After a minute，Michael saw an elderly woman with a cane crossing the street slowly. 过了足有一分钟，麦克才见到一位老太太拄着拐杖，慢腾腾地过着马路朝车子走来。
He waited patiently as she made her way to the bus and climbed the steps. 麦克衬心地等她来到汽车旁上着台阶。
While she was looking in her purse for her bus pass，he began to close the doors.”Wait a minute!”she snapped."
My mother'
s coming.” 趁老太太打开钱包找月票的工夫，麦克欲关门，老妇人阻止道:“等一会，我妈妈还在后面呢!” 英语幽默小故事2 Bernie was invited to his friend'
s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, etc. Bernie looked at Morris and remarked, "
That is really nice, that after all these years that you have been married, and you keep calling your wife those pet names."
Morris hung his head and whispered,"
To tell the truth, I forgot her name three years ago."
Bernie应邀来到他的朋友Morris家吃晚餐。
在朋友家，Bernie发现，不管问他老婆什么问题，Morris总要在每句话的前面加上一些亲密的称呼，象蜜糖，我的爱人，亲爱的，甜心等等。
Bernie对Morris说，“你们夫妻俩真够亲密的，结婚这么多年了，你还叫她叫得那么亲密。
”Morris低下头，小声地对Bernie说，“老实跟你说吧，三年前我忘记老婆的真名是什么了。
” 英语幽默小故事3 Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them. One of the guys takes out a pair of "
Nikes"
from his bag and starts to put them on. The other guy with a surprised look and exclaims, "
Do you think you will run faster than the tiger with those?"
His friend replies: "
I don'
t have to out run it, I just have to run faster than you."
两个男人正在穿过丛林，突然，一只老虎出现在远处，向他们冲来。
其中的一个人从包里拿出一双“耐克”鞋，开始穿上。
另一个人惊奇地看着他说，“你以为穿上这个就可以跑得过老虎吗?” 他的朋友回答道：“我不用跑得过它，我只要跑得比你快就行了。
” 英语幽默小故事4 A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. 一个女孩去 拜访 她的金发朋友，这个朋友最近养了两只“狗”，于是女孩问道：“它们叫什么名字呀?” The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. 金发朋友说，一只叫Rolex，另一只叫Timex。
Her friend said, "
Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that? 女孩说：“哪有狗狗叫这个名字的。
” "
HELLLOOOOOOO..."
answered the blonde. "
They'
re watch dogs!"
“那个……”金发朋友说。
“他们是监视器!” 英语幽默小故事5 Too Much Pressure For a couple years I’ve been blaming it on lack of sleep and too much pressure from my job，but now I found out the real reason：I’m tired because I’m overworked.The population of this country is 237 million.104 million are retired.That leaves 133 million to do the work.There are 85 million in school，which leaves 48 million to do the work.Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government，leaving 19 million to do the work.2.8 million are in the Armed Forces，which leaves 16.2 million to do the work.Take from the total the 14.8 million people who work for State and City Governments and that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.At any given time there are 188，000 people in hospitals，leaving 1，212，000 to do the work.Now，there are 1，211，998 people in prisons.That leaves just two people to do the work.You and me.And you’re sitting at the table reading jokes. 压力太大 多年以来我一直感到很疲惫，我曾经把原因归咎为缺乏睡眠以及来自于工作上的巨大压力。
但是，我现在找到了真正的原因：我感到疲倦是因为我超负荷工作。
我们这个国家有2.37亿人口。
其中1.04亿已经退休了。
还剩下1.33亿在工作。
有8，500万人还在上学，工作的就剩下4，800万。
这其中还有2，900万联邦政府雇员，真正做事的就剩1，900万人，又有280万人在服兵役，就剩下1，620万人在工作。
从中再去掉各州和市政府的雇员1，480万人，还剩下140万人工作。
但又有18.8万人生病住院，现在只剩下121.2万人工作。
其中1，211，998人在坐牢。
这样仅剩下两个人在工作，就是你和我。
而你却坐在桌边看笑话。
英语幽默小故事6 Top 9 Reasons to Study Economics Economists are armed and dangerous: "
Watch out for our invisible hands."
Economists can supply it on demand . You can talk about money without ever having to make any. You get to say "
trickle down"
with a straight face . Mick Jagger and Arnold Schwarzenegger both studied economics and look how they turned out . When you are in the unemployment line, at least you will know why you are there. If you rearrange the letters in "
ECONOMICS"
, you get "
COMIC NOSE"
. Although ethics teaches that virtue is its own reward , in economics we get taught that reward is its own virtue. When you get drunk, you can tell everyone that you are just researching the law of diminishing marginal utility. 学习经济学的九大理由 经济学家们会武功：“小心我们的无影手。
” 经济学家们能够做到有求必应。
你可以不必挣钱而对金钱夸夸其谈。
你可以开始拉着脸说“涓滴”这一术语了。
米克·贾格尔和阿诺德·施瓦辛格两人都学过经济学，看看他们后来都成为了什么样的人物。
站在失业队伍里的时候，至少你会知道自己为什么失业。
假如重新安排“经济学”这个词包含的字母，你得到的是“小丑的鼻子”。
伦理学教导我们坚守德行本身即是回报，在经济学中我们得到的教导则是获得回报本身即是德行。
喝醉了的时候，你可以告诉所有人你只是在体验边际效用递减规律而已。
英语幽默小故事7 Nobel Prize in Economics Economics is the only field in which two people can get a Nobel Prize for saying exactly the opposite thing. Or Economics is the only field in which two people can share a Nobel Prize for saying opposing things. Specifically, Myrdal and Hayek shared one. (A rumor has it that there was a similar case in neuroscience, Golgi and Cajal, maybe economists are not so different!) 诺贝尔经济学奖 两个持完全不同观点的人都能够获得诺贝尔奖，这种情况只有在经济学领域才会发生。
或者两个持完全不同观点的人能够分享诺贝尔奖，这种情况也只有在经济学领域才会发生。
具体而言，缪尔达尔和哈耶克就是如此。
(有传言称在神经科学领域也有类似情形，比如戈尔吉和卡哈尔，所以经济学家也许并非那么另类。
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英语幽默小故事10篇(带翻译)如下： Midway Tactics Three peting store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem to ensue. The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, "
Gigantic Sale!"
and "
Super Bargains!"
The store on the left raised bigger signs proclaiming, "
Prices Slashed!"
and "
Fantastic Discounts!"
The owner in the middle then prepared a large sign that simply stated, "
ENTRANCE"
. 中间战术 三个互相争生意的商店老板在一条商业街上租用了毗邻的店铺。
旁观者等着瞧好戏。
右边的零售商挂起了巨大的招牌，上书：“大减价!”“特便宜!” 左边的商店挂出了更大的招牌，声称：“大砍价!”“大折扣!” 中间的商人随后准备了一个大招牌，上面只简单地写着：“入口处”。
Very Pleased to Meet You During World War II, a lot of young women in Britain were in the army. Joan Phillips was one of them. She worked in a big camp, and of course met a lot of men, officers and soldiers. One evening she met Captain Humphreys at a dance. He said to her, "
I‘m going abroad tomorrow, but I‘d be very happy if we could write to each other."
Joan agreed, and they wrote for several months. Then his letters stopped, but she received one from another officer, telling her that he had been wounded and was in a certain army hospital in England. Joan went there and said to the matron, "
I‘ve e to visit Captain Humphreys."
"
Only relatives are allowed to visit patients here,"
the matron said. "
Oh, that‘s all right,"
answered Joan. "
I‘m his sister."
"
I‘m very pleased to meet you,"
the matron said, "
I‘m his mother!"
在第二次世界大战中，有许多年轻的妇女在军营中服役。
琼.飞利浦斯是其中之一。
她在一个大军营中工作，当然遇到了许多男士，包括军官和士兵。
一天晚上她在舞会上遇到了军官汉弗雷斯。
他对她说，“我明天就要出国，但如果我们能够相互写信，我会。
”琼同意了，于是他们几个月里一直通着信。
后来，他再没有来信。
她收到了另一个军官的信，告诉她，他受伤了，住在英格兰的某个部队医院里。
琼到了医院，她对护士长说，“我来看望军官汉弗雷斯。
” “这里只有亲属可以探望病人。
”护士长说。
“噢，是的，”琼说，“我是他的妹妹。
” “认识你，”护士长说，“我是他的母亲。
” Two Soldiers Two soldiers were in camp. The first one‘s name was Gee, and the second one‘s name was Bill. Gee said, "
have you got a piece of paper and an envelope, Bill?"
Bill said, "
Yes, I have,"
and he gave them to him. Then Gee said, "
Now I haven‘t got a pen."
Bill gave him his, and Gee wrote his letter. Then he put it in the envelope and said, "
have you got a stamp, Bill?"
Bill gave him one. Then Bill got up and went to the door, so Gee said to him, "
Are you going out?"
Bill Said, "
Yes, I am,"
and he opened the door. Gee said, "
Please put my letter in the box in the office, and..."
He stopped. "
What do you want now?"
Bill said to him. Gee looked at the envelope of his letter and answered, "
What‘s your girl-friend‘s address?"
军营里有二名士兵，一个叫乔治，一个叫比尔。
乔治问：“比尔，你有信纸、信封吗?” 比尔说：“有。
”然后把信纸和信封给了乔治。
乔治又说：“我还没有笔呢。
”比尔又把自己的笔给了他。
乔治开始写信。
写完后把信放进信封里，又问：“比尔，你有邮票吗?”比尔给了他一张。
这时比尔站起来，向门口走去。
乔治问：“你要出去吗?” 比尔说：“是的。
”随即打开了门。
乔治说：“请帮我把这封信投进办公室的信箱里，还有...”他停住了。
“你还要什么?”比尔问。
乔治看着信封说：“你女朋友的地址是-?” 。
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