初中英语搞笑话剧剧本 话剧主要叙述手段为演员在台上无伴奏的对白或独白，但可以使用少量音乐、歌唱等。
以下是初中英语搞笑话剧剧本，欢迎阅读。
第一幕 开场白 旁白：Long long ago there lived a beautiful princess, and there is a big family. But the hostess died. Her son is handsome and goodness. Her husband married another wife. The stepmother is very cruel to the son. One day their King will hold a ball and choose a prince for his daughter. B: Girls in the other side look at me, look at me, look at me …I am David, handsome and cool. I try my best to loose my weight for this ball. This is my photo three days ago. C: I am rich and humor. Look at my snow-white teeth, because I use the famous toothpaste---Peer. A: Oh, Can I go to the ball? B and C: No! B: Look at yourself. The clothes are so bad and dirty. C: Yes, yes. B: Your hair …（用手拨几下） C: What a mass! B: Your face C: Black and dirty, you seemed like a frog.（B拿出青蛙的.照片） B: How can you go to meet the beautiful princess? Stepmother: OK, children, let’s go! C: Mum, what about him? Stepmother: You, just stay at home to do some housework. A: But, Mum, I want to go there. Stepmother: Oh, OK. B and C: Mum, why do you take him? Don’t you think he will loose our face? Finally, they go without A. 第二幕 仙女下凡 A: Why Why Why I can’t go to join that ball. 旁白： At this time a beautiful fairy appear. Fairy: Ahh, my poor child! What things make you so sad? A: The beautiful princess will held a ball, but my stepmother and my brothers don’t let me go there. Fairy: My good boy, let me help you. (拿出一套礼服) A:（喜出望外，准备去参加舞会。
） Fairy: Wait for a moment. Don’t forget your shoes.（拿出一双耐克鞋） A: Thank you, my respectful fairy. 第三幕 一见钟情 旁白：A is wearing beautiful clothes going to the palace as quickly as possible, but his brother and stepmother have already arrived. 门卫：The next, the Trade’s first son. B: Oh, beautiful princess. I have greatly admired you for a long time, and you are like a Pizza in my heart. Princess: Please wait for a moment, what talent and skill you have? B: I’ll sing a song for you. (Singing) Only you Princess: Pass. 门卫：The next. The Trade’s second son. C: La la I am a Princess: Pass. 旁白：At that time A was appearing on the front door of the palace. All the people were shocked by his handsome and demeanor. A: Beautiful princess. Can I sing a song for you? Princess: Sure, please. A: （扶着公主从宝座上走下，两人目光对视，走成一个圈，开始唱歌）。
旁白：All the people seem to disappear. Only A is left in the princess’s eyes. And so is the princess. Dang dang dang the clock strikes 12. A is waken from the happiness. A: Princess, I must go now. I am very sorry. Princess: Wait 旁白：In a hurry A dropped one of his shoes. But the princess was following him. A: (A look at princess and that shoe he has to go into the forest.) 第四幕 丢失的鞋 旁白：The next morning, the guard brings the shoe to the princess. 侍卫：My princess, this is the shoe left by Yang Master yesterday. Princess: That’s great! God save me! Go and declare: Whoever can wear this shoe will be my prince. 第五幕 结局 旁白：The guars declared this thing in the whole city and it caused a big sensation. The two prince of the Trade are more excited. B: Oh, it’s so beautiful. I’m sure I can wear this shoe. C: Do you think it is possible? Only I can wear that shoe. Stepmother: Stop talking, my dear sons. Go to get ready for it quickly. The guards will come in no time. 旁白：A was sweeping floor more and more slowly. The guards came in. 侍卫：This is the shoe. Come and try it. 旁白：At this moment B caught it quickly, tried it and murmured. B: why can’t I put it on? Stepmother: My dear, let me help you. 旁白：The mother pulled B to the corner cutting his toe. Then B put the shoe very hardly. B: My princess, let’s go.（一瘸一拐） Princess: No, you are not my prince. Take off the shoe. C: Let me try. Let me try. (murmuring)I cannot wear it either. 旁白：The mother pulled C to the corner again, and cut his heel. C: My princess, let’s go. Princess: No, you are not my prince, either. （一瘸一拐） 侍卫：Who else doesn’t try to put on the shoe here? A: (In a low voice) Let me have a try.(A put the shoe without any difficulty. It just fit him. And A took off his dirty clothes again.) Princess: Wow, you are my prince. Princess and Prince got married. Then they live together and they are very happy. ;
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愚人节的，我今年初三，我初二时使的。
Foolby Sonia Tiao刁青琅6人.有趣的剧本,讲他们愚人节怎么整人的.人物Cecily: Sue’s bossFaith: Sue’s friendJodie: PolicewomanSue: SueVicky: GuestZoe: Sue’s friend——————————————————————————–Today is March 31st. Faith, Vicky, Zoe, Cecily and Jodie are talking. Faith and Zoe want to give their good friend, Sue, a “happy” Fool’s Day.Faith: I think we need to prepare a lot.Zoe: You’re right. Thus, we have Vicky and Jodie. Jodie is my friend and she is a policewoman. Oh…I almost forget, we also have Sue’s boss Cecily.Vicky: And what should I do?Faith: Mmm…, I think you just do what you usually do.Vicky: WHAT??Zoe: She means you will not have to change yourself. And tomorrow you have to go to Cecily’s coffee shop to buy something.Vicky: Oh, I see. Just buy something?Faith: Zoe says you need to find Sue (Take out Sue’s picture to Vicky and Jodie also looks at it). See, this is Sue. And buy things from her.Zoe: I think you can do a good job. (pat Vicky’ s shoulder.)Faith: Jodie, then, it’s your turn. Tomorrow morning, you have to give Sue a fine because…Jodie: I know I know and next?Zoe: Next, she’ll be late to work.Cecily: And I can cut down her salary. Ha Ha Ha. (laugh)Vicky: How much you want to cut down? A half day?Cecily: No, No, No. A half month.Faith, Vicky, Zoe, Jodie are laughing.Faith: OK, after her job, she’ll go home, and Jodie, again, you know what I mean?Jodie: Yes, I see. It’s that like? “Oh! “, there is someone sitting by you (to Zoe) he doesn’t even have a head.Zoe: Me? Where? (Scared)Faith: Yeah, yeah, good job.Cecily and Vicky are laughing.Vicky: Then, that’s all?Zoe: Yes, basically yes. But we also need a phone call to make sure she will go home very soon.Cecily: How about talk her that “You’re house is on fire.” And I’ll let her home early. But who will call her?Jodie: Don’t worry, Zoe will do it.Zoe: OK. The last, remember tomorrow 9:00pm at Sue’s home. We’ll be waiting for the poor baby.Vicky, Faith, Cecily, Jodie: Poor baby.Zoe: Any questions?V, F, C, J: No.Jodie: Cheers! Wish everything is “fine”.V, F, Z, C: Cheers!They drink together.At the day. Sue has a bad morning at the beginning.Sue: Oh my god. (feel scared and look at the alarm clock) I’m late. My bosswill kill me (shouted).Then she goes to work immediately. She rides her motorcycle over speed and the policewoman Jodie stops her.Jodie: (blow a whistle) Hey, stop! Stop! Do you know you drive too fast and exceed the speed limit a lot?Sue: (feel wronged) Sorry…I…. (stammer)Jodie: (interrupt Sue) Don’t speak anymore! And don’t argue with me.Sue: (pleadingly) But….could you let me go, please.Jodie: No way!! (Resolutely)Sue gives up and get the fine from Jodie.In the coffee shop—When Sue gets to the shop, she finds that her boss Cecily is busying in the bar.Sue: Sorry, sorry…(still apologize to her boss) I’m so sorry that I’m late.Cecily: (glare at Sue) Don’t say anything at this time. You should do you work right now.Sue: (stun) OK…I’ll do at once.Cecily: Go away. Don’t stay in my way.Then Sue wears her uniform and does her work.Vicky: Waitress. Come here! (raises her hand and feels angry)Sue goes there very quickly.Sue: May I help you?Vicky: (speak louder) Where is my meal? I’m waiting for a long long long time.Sue: Sorry. I’ll go to check right away. (goes to a kitchen)Five minutes later…………Vicky: (clap the table) Hey ~ you! Do you know my time is very precious?Sue: Sorry… It’s my fault.Vicky: Do you know who I am?Sue: Excuse me. Who are you?Vicky: You don’t know me? Call your boss. I want to see your boss right now.(Cecily comes over)Vicky: Your waitress doesn’t know who I am.Cecily: What? She doesn’t know who you are. I am really sorry. (turn to Sue) She is our VIP. (turn to Vicky) I’m very sorry for our service. The meal is free. (turn to Sue) Sue, take meal for her quickly.(After work)Cecily: Hey~ Sue. I don’t think you did a good job today.Sue: But I…Cecily: I don’t want to listen to any excuse. After all, you made a big mistake at first. (Sue can’t say anything)Cecily: I decide to cut down half of your salary for this month.Sue: Oh, please don’t do that to me! I promise I won’t make any mistake any moreCecily: Or you want to get fired.Sue: Ok… I’ll do my best in the future.Sue accepts this fact and goes home.After work, Zoe tells Sue that her home was on fire. Sue goes home immediately.（on her way home）Sue: God damn it! Today is not my day.(Sheis in a bad mood and ride fast. Then the cell phone rings….then Sue answers, but there is nobody talks on the phone. Few minutes later, the phone rings again, still the same condition as before. Later, a police stops her on the road…)Police: Stop, please! (Gestures…)…Miss, the person behind you doesn’t wear a hamlet.Sue: (Shocked…) What?! Only I ride my motorcycle, and there is nobody behind me at all, ok?Police: I’m sure there’s a girl sitting behind you, she looks pale and has long hair. Look! She is staring at you now with a smile….Wait…gosh! She looks like one of my friends who died two years ago..!Sue: What?! I don’t believe you, police! There’s really nobody behind me and don’t scare me, all right?Police: (Scared) well…well…you just go…gosh! How Terrible it is…!Sue: (Very scared) Oh, my god! Is it real? Or it’s really a ……behind me?! Please don’t scare me, ok? Tell me it’s all nonsense…I got to go …!!Police: Go, go ,go….and believe it or not! Be careful!(Sue is going home….Sue rushes through to go home anxiously. She just wants to know if her house is ok.)Sue: Fire! Where is the fire?Sue looks at the house for a while. Nothing happened to it.Sue: There is no fire. Why the light on?Sue opens the door carefully. She is afraid that a thief is at her house now.Zoe, Cecily, Jodie, Faith, Vicky: Surprise! Happy Fool’s Day!Sue sees the policewoman and the customer who make trouble to her. Sue doesn’t understand why they are here.Sue: What’s going on here?Zoe, Cecily, Jodie, Faith, Vicky: Ha~Ha~ You are the fool today.Sue: Oh! You guys! Why do you treat me in this way?Zoe, Cecily, Faith: Because you are our good friend.Sue laughs helplessly.。
儿童英语话剧剧本 （一） 人物 :小蝌蚪、青蛙妈妈、小鸭、鸭妈妈、小鱼、鱼妈妈、螃蟹、螃蟹妈妈、小乌龟、乌龟妈妈背景：春天的小池塘里，河面上漂着荷叶、水草，河边的柳树迎风飘舞T——Tadpole 小蝌蚪D——小鸭、鸭妈妈 G——小金鱼、金鱼妈妈 C——螃蟹、螃蟹妈妈 Turtle—— 乌龟、乌龟妈妈（Spring comes.The little tadpoles are missing their ommy .）T: We are little tadpoles. Who is our mommy? Where is our mommy?他们游向鸭妈妈、D: Quack! Quack! Quack! I am a duck. T: Mommy! Mommy! D: I’m sorry. I’m not your mommy. I am duckling’s mommy. T: Oh, who is our mommy? Where is our mommy? D: Your mommy is frog. She has two big eyes. T: Thank you ! See you !"
他们游啊游，看见了小金鱼和金鱼妈妈、G: Swim. Swim. Swim. I am a goldfish. T: Mommy! Mommy! G: I’m sorry. I’m not your mommy. I am goldfish’s mommy. T: Oh, who is our mommy? Where is our mommy? G: Your mommy is frog . She has a white belly. T: Thank you ! See you !"
他们游啊游，看见了小螃蟹和螃蟹妈妈C: Cut. Cut. Cut. I am a crab. T: Mommy! Mommy! C: I’m sorry. I’m not your mommy. I am crab’s mommy. T: Oh, who is our mommy? Where is our mommy? C: Your mommy is frog . She has four legs. T: Thanks ! Goodbye !"
他们游啊游，看见了小乌龟和乌龟妈妈、Turtle: Swim. Swim. Swim. I am a turtle. T: Mommy! Mommy! Turtle: I’m sorry. I’m not your mommy. I am turtle’s mommy. T: Oh, who is our mommy? Where is our mommy? Turtle: Your mommy is frog . She has a green backT: Thanks ! Goodbye ! （一只青蛙向小蝌蚪游来）T1: Two big eyes! T2:White belly! T3: Four legs.! T4: Green back! T: Mommy! Mommy! F: Oh, my dear babies. You come! I love you. T: I love you, too! Mommy! 儿童英语话剧剧本 （二） 时间：阳光明媚的星期天早晨 地点：鸟语花香的动物王国 人物：Little Duck,Mr. Cat,Mr. Rat,Mr. Dog旁白：Little Duck要去看望外婆。
一路上他又唱又跳，兴奋极了。
在小河边，他碰到了Mr Cat. Duck:（很好奇）Hello,Mr. Cat.What'
re you doing ? Cat:（急得抓耳挠腮）Hello,Little Duck .There'
s a big fish in the river .I'
m hungry ,but I can'
t get it . Duck:Don'
t worry .Let me help you . （Little Duck跳进水里，一会儿就帮Mr. Cat抓到了鱼。
）Duck:Here is the fish for you ,Mr. Cat .Have a good meal . Cat:Thank you ,Little Duck .You are so kind . Duck:That'
s all right ,Mr. Cat .I must go now .I'
m going to my grandmother'
s home .Bye-bye! Cat:Bye-bye! （Little Duck继续赶路。
忽然他看到Mr. Rat躺在草地上，连忙跑过去。
）Rat:（躺在草地上）Oh,Little Duck.I run too fast and my leg is broken.I can'
t stand up and I can'
t walk. Duck:Don'
t worry .Let me help you . （Little Duck拿出一条手帕帮Mr. Rat包扎好伤口，然后扶着她回家。
）Duck:Don'
t worry ,Mr. Ra t.You'
ll get well soon . Rat:Yes,I will.Thank you ,Little Duck .It'
s kind of you . Duck:Not at all ,Mr. Rat.But I must go now.I'
m going to my grandmother'
s home.Good-bye! Rat:Good-bye! （Little Duck唱着歌又开始上路了，走着走着，他看到Mr. Dog坐在家门口，看上去非常着急。
）Duck:Good morning ,Mr. Dog .You look worried .What can I do for you ? Dog:Oh,good morning ,Little Duck .I got a letter for my friend,Mr. Cock .But I can'
t read and I don'
t know what he wants me to do . Duck:Don'
t worry ,Mr. Dog .Let me help you . （Mr. Dog笑呵呵地把信递给Little Duck,Little Duck很仔细地将信的内容读给Mr. Dog听。
）Dog:（满足地笑）Thank you ,Little Duck .It'
s really very kind of you . Duck:You'
re welcome ,Mr. Dog .（抬头看看挂在半空中的.太阳）But I must go now .I'
m going to see my grandmother . Dog:（摸摸Little Duck的头）Don'
t worry ,Little Duck .Let me send you to your grandmother'
s home . Duck:Thank you ,Mr. Dog . （Mr. Dog驮着Little Duck一路欢歌笑语向外婆家跑去……） 儿童英语话剧剧本 （三） [旁白]清晨，明媚的阳光唤醒了树木、花草和森林里的小动物们。
【音乐1:鸟鸣】 [旁白]勤劳的小公鸡最先感受到了阳光的温暖，慢慢地睁开了眼睛。
Chicken金睿： Ah…（伸懒腰，揉眼睛，作刚起床状）Oh,it'
s morning.Get up,get up.It'
s morning. Bird魏汐： （伸懒腰，作起床状）Good morning,chicken! Some animals:Good morning! Other animals:Good morning! Chicken:Teacher Cat,get up,get up. Elephant孙成溢：Teacher Owl,get up! Teacher Cat:Oh,good morning,everyone! All:Good morning! Teacher Owl:How are you? All:Fine,thank you. Teacher Cat:Let'
s do some exercises,OK? All:OK! 【音乐2:欢快的舞曲】 音乐一响小朋友就排队，老师说："
Ready,go!"
大家跳几个整齐的舞步而后各自展现不同动物率真表现。
【音乐3:上课铃】 Lion阴德明：It'
s time for class.（学生跑去上课，站好排）Rabbit尹童音：Class begin. All:Good morning,teacher. Rabbit:Good morning,class.A,a,apple. All:A,a,apple. Rabbit:B,b,banana. All:B,b,banana. Rabbit:C,c,cat. All:C,c,cat. Rabbit:D,d,dog. All:D,d,dog. （Rabbit老师领同学们做字母操。
） 【音乐4】 Rabbit:Follow,follow,follow me.Hands up,hands down.Follow,follow,follow me.Let'
s sing a song. All:Alphabet song--A B C D E??????I can sing my ABCs.All the way from A to Z. 【音乐5:下课铃】 Dog马靖宸：Class is over. Butterfly陈星宇：Oh,class is over! Zebra李鉴桐：Let'
s play! 【音乐6:课间十分钟】 老师学生一起高兴地围成圈蹦蹦跳跳，而后老师领唱歌组的小朋友留在舞台。
[旁白]下课了，一些小动物们在草地上和猫头鹰老师一起唱起了欢快地歌谣。
Teacher Owl:My dear students,let'
s have a match.Let'
s find the best singer.Who want to be the first one? 王璐deer,孙硕bear,俞霁洋sheep,袁满ant,李珊珊giraffe[旁白]操场的另一边，小猴子、小老鼠等小动物正和猫老师玩着单词游戏。
Teacher Cat:This is a boom card,when you see it,you should say Ahh.And when you see this smile card,youshould laugh like HaHaHa. （monkey吴泽宇，mouse喻浩一，mouse时强，bird陈佳怡，elephant孙成溢，bird李律媛，zebra李鉴桐，horse齐文溢，deer张馨月，butterfly高坤艺，rabbit王雅桐，金睿，李珊珊，魏汐，马靖宸。
）[旁白]这时，( )森林之王老虎召集所有动物召开动物运动大会。
Dog周浩桐：I can run. Kangaroo陈一凡：I can jump. Eagle倪俊杰：I can fly. 所有人站成三排，齐唱walking walking歌两遍，唱到第二遍时加入打雷的声音。
【音乐7:两只老虎，音乐8:打雷声】 森林里来了一些凶恶的猎人（马益溢，马宇轩，田宇鑫） 【音乐9:凶恶的音乐】 [旁白]在小动物玩得正高兴的时候，森林里来了三个猎人，他们是来伤害小动物们的。
Monkey吴泽宇：（害怕的）Who are you? Horse齐文溢：What your name? Hunters:We are hunters.（举枪） 小动物们吓得乱作一团，这时猫头鹰老师站了出来。
Teacher Owl:Everybody,calm down.Don'
t be afraid of them.See my magic stick.（用魔法棒把猎人的枪变到了地上）Teacher Cat:Let'
s shout loudly to frighten them away. All:Go away,go away?????? 赶走了猎人，小动物们高兴地又蹦又跳。
【音乐10:兔子舞】 李律媛bird 周浩dog 魏汐bird 时强mouse 马靖宸dog 高坤艺butterfly 俞霁洋sheep 李珊珊giraffe 金睿chicken 孙成溢elephant 袁满ant 阴德明lion 孙硕bear 陈星宇butterfly 齐文溢horse 陈一凡kangaroo 陈佳怡bird 王璐deer 吴泽宇monkey 王雅桐rabbit 倪俊杰eagle 田宇鑫hunter 尹童音rabbit 马宇轩hunter 李鉴桐zebra 马益溢hunter 喻浩一mouse 张馨月deer头饰：bird3,dog2,mouse2,butterfly2,sheep,giraffe,chicken,elephant,ant,lion,bear,horse,kangaroo,deer2,monkey,rabbit2,eagle,hunter3,zebra,cat,owl道具：魔法棒，枪3,卡片，书，小眼镜，大树，草，蘑菇，花。
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