初中英语搞笑话剧剧本 话剧主要叙述手段为演员在台上无伴奏的对白或独白，但可以使用少量音乐、歌唱等。
以下是初中英语搞笑话剧剧本，欢迎阅读。
第一幕 开场白 旁白：Long long ago there lived a beautiful princess, and there is a big family. But the hostess died. Her son is handsome and goodness. Her husband married another wife. The stepmother is very cruel to the son. One day their King will hold a ball and choose a prince for his daughter. B: Girls in the other side look at me, look at me, look at me …I am David, handsome and cool. I try my best to loose my weight for this ball. This is my photo three days ago. C: I am rich and humor. Look at my snow-white teeth, because I use the famous toothpaste---Peer. A: Oh, Can I go to the ball? B and C: No! B: Look at yourself. The clothes are so bad and dirty. C: Yes, yes. B: Your hair …（用手拨几下） C: What a mass! B: Your face C: Black and dirty, you seemed like a frog.（B拿出青蛙的.照片） B: How can you go to meet the beautiful princess? Stepmother: OK, children, let’s go! C: Mum, what about him? Stepmother: You, just stay at home to do some housework. A: But, Mum, I want to go there. Stepmother: Oh, OK. B and C: Mum, why do you take him? Don’t you think he will loose our face? Finally, they go without A. 第二幕 仙女下凡 A: Why Why Why I can’t go to join that ball. 旁白： At this time a beautiful fairy appear. Fairy: Ahh, my poor child! What things make you so sad? A: The beautiful princess will held a ball, but my stepmother and my brothers don’t let me go there. Fairy: My good boy, let me help you. (拿出一套礼服) A:（喜出望外，准备去参加舞会。
） Fairy: Wait for a moment. Don’t forget your shoes.（拿出一双耐克鞋） A: Thank you, my respectful fairy. 第三幕 一见钟情 旁白：A is wearing beautiful clothes going to the palace as quickly as possible, but his brother and stepmother have already arrived. 门卫：The next, the Trade’s first son. B: Oh, beautiful princess. I have greatly admired you for a long time, and you are like a Pizza in my heart. Princess: Please wait for a moment, what talent and skill you have? B: I’ll sing a song for you. (Singing) Only you Princess: Pass. 门卫：The next. The Trade’s second son. C: La la I am a Princess: Pass. 旁白：At that time A was appearing on the front door of the palace. All the people were shocked by his handsome and demeanor. A: Beautiful princess. Can I sing a song for you? Princess: Sure, please. A: （扶着公主从宝座上走下，两人目光对视，走成一个圈，开始唱歌）。
旁白：All the people seem to disappear. Only A is left in the princess’s eyes. And so is the princess. Dang dang dang the clock strikes 12. A is waken from the happiness. A: Princess, I must go now. I am very sorry. Princess: Wait 旁白：In a hurry A dropped one of his shoes. But the princess was following him. A: (A look at princess and that shoe he has to go into the forest.) 第四幕 丢失的鞋 旁白：The next morning, the guard brings the shoe to the princess. 侍卫：My princess, this is the shoe left by Yang Master yesterday. Princess: That’s great! God save me! Go and declare: Whoever can wear this shoe will be my prince. 第五幕 结局 旁白：The guars declared this thing in the whole city and it caused a big sensation. The two prince of the Trade are more excited. B: Oh, it’s so beautiful. I’m sure I can wear this shoe. C: Do you think it is possible? Only I can wear that shoe. Stepmother: Stop talking, my dear sons. Go to get ready for it quickly. The guards will come in no time. 旁白：A was sweeping floor more and more slowly. The guards came in. 侍卫：This is the shoe. Come and try it. 旁白：At this moment B caught it quickly, tried it and murmured. B: why can’t I put it on? Stepmother: My dear, let me help you. 旁白：The mother pulled B to the corner cutting his toe. Then B put the shoe very hardly. B: My princess, let’s go.（一瘸一拐） Princess: No, you are not my prince. Take off the shoe. C: Let me try. Let me try. (murmuring)I cannot wear it either. 旁白：The mother pulled C to the corner again, and cut his heel. C: My princess, let’s go. Princess: No, you are not my prince, either. （一瘸一拐） 侍卫：Who else doesn’t try to put on the shoe here? A: (In a low voice) Let me have a try.(A put the shoe without any difficulty. It just fit him. And A took off his dirty clothes again.) Princess: Wow, you are my prince. Princess and Prince got married. Then they live together and they are very happy. ;
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愚人节的，我今年初三，我初二时使的。
Foolby Sonia Tiao刁青琅6人.有趣的剧本,讲他们愚人节怎么整人的.人物Cecily: Sue’s bossFaith: Sue’s friendJodie: PolicewomanSue: SueVicky: GuestZoe: Sue’s friend——————————————————————————–Today is March 31st. Faith, Vicky, Zoe, Cecily and Jodie are talking. Faith and Zoe want to give their good friend, Sue, a “happy” Fool’s Day.Faith: I think we need to prepare a lot.Zoe: You’re right. Thus, we have Vicky and Jodie. Jodie is my friend and she is a policewoman. Oh…I almost forget, we also have Sue’s boss Cecily.Vicky: And what should I do?Faith: Mmm…, I think you just do what you usually do.Vicky: WHAT??Zoe: She means you will not have to change yourself. And tomorrow you have to go to Cecily’s coffee shop to buy something.Vicky: Oh, I see. Just buy something?Faith: Zoe says you need to find Sue (Take out Sue’s picture to Vicky and Jodie also looks at it). See, this is Sue. And buy things from her.Zoe: I think you can do a good job. (pat Vicky’ s shoulder.)Faith: Jodie, then, it’s your turn. Tomorrow morning, you have to give Sue a fine because…Jodie: I know I know and next?Zoe: Next, she’ll be late to work.Cecily: And I can cut down her salary. Ha Ha Ha. (laugh)Vicky: How much you want to cut down? A half day?Cecily: No, No, No. A half month.Faith, Vicky, Zoe, Jodie are laughing.Faith: OK, after her job, she’ll go home, and Jodie, again, you know what I mean?Jodie: Yes, I see. It’s that like? “Oh! “, there is someone sitting by you (to Zoe) he doesn’t even have a head.Zoe: Me? Where? (Scared)Faith: Yeah, yeah, good job.Cecily and Vicky are laughing.Vicky: Then, that’s all?Zoe: Yes, basically yes. But we also need a phone call to make sure she will go home very soon.Cecily: How about talk her that “You’re house is on fire.” And I’ll let her home early. But who will call her?Jodie: Don’t worry, Zoe will do it.Zoe: OK. The last, remember tomorrow 9:00pm at Sue’s home. We’ll be waiting for the poor baby.Vicky, Faith, Cecily, Jodie: Poor baby.Zoe: Any questions?V, F, C, J: No.Jodie: Cheers! Wish everything is “fine”.V, F, Z, C: Cheers!They drink together.At the day. Sue has a bad morning at the beginning.Sue: Oh my god. (feel scared and look at the alarm clock) I’m late. My bosswill kill me (shouted).Then she goes to work immediately. She rides her motorcycle over speed and the policewoman Jodie stops her.Jodie: (blow a whistle) Hey, stop! Stop! Do you know you drive too fast and exceed the speed limit a lot?Sue: (feel wronged) Sorry…I…. (stammer)Jodie: (interrupt Sue) Don’t speak anymore! And don’t argue with me.Sue: (pleadingly) But….could you let me go, please.Jodie: No way!! (Resolutely)Sue gives up and get the fine from Jodie.In the coffee shop—When Sue gets to the shop, she finds that her boss Cecily is busying in the bar.Sue: Sorry, sorry…(still apologize to her boss) I’m so sorry that I’m late.Cecily: (glare at Sue) Don’t say anything at this time. You should do you work right now.Sue: (stun) OK…I’ll do at once.Cecily: Go away. Don’t stay in my way.Then Sue wears her uniform and does her work.Vicky: Waitress. Come here! (raises her hand and feels angry)Sue goes there very quickly.Sue: May I help you?Vicky: (speak louder) Where is my meal? I’m waiting for a long long long time.Sue: Sorry. I’ll go to check right away. (goes to a kitchen)Five minutes later…………Vicky: (clap the table) Hey ~ you! Do you know my time is very precious?Sue: Sorry… It’s my fault.Vicky: Do you know who I am?Sue: Excuse me. Who are you?Vicky: You don’t know me? Call your boss. I want to see your boss right now.(Cecily comes over)Vicky: Your waitress doesn’t know who I am.Cecily: What? She doesn’t know who you are. I am really sorry. (turn to Sue) She is our VIP. (turn to Vicky) I’m very sorry for our service. The meal is free. (turn to Sue) Sue, take meal for her quickly.(After work)Cecily: Hey~ Sue. I don’t think you did a good job today.Sue: But I…Cecily: I don’t want to listen to any excuse. After all, you made a big mistake at first. (Sue can’t say anything)Cecily: I decide to cut down half of your salary for this month.Sue: Oh, please don’t do that to me! I promise I won’t make any mistake any moreCecily: Or you want to get fired.Sue: Ok… I’ll do my best in the future.Sue accepts this fact and goes home.After work, Zoe tells Sue that her home was on fire. Sue goes home immediately.（on her way home）Sue: God damn it! Today is not my day.(Sheis in a bad mood and ride fast. Then the cell phone rings….then Sue answers, but there is nobody talks on the phone. Few minutes later, the phone rings again, still the same condition as before. Later, a police stops her on the road…)Police: Stop, please! (Gestures…)…Miss, the person behind you doesn’t wear a hamlet.Sue: (Shocked…) What?! Only I ride my motorcycle, and there is nobody behind me at all, ok?Police: I’m sure there’s a girl sitting behind you, she looks pale and has long hair. Look! She is staring at you now with a smile….Wait…gosh! She looks like one of my friends who died two years ago..!Sue: What?! I don’t believe you, police! There’s really nobody behind me and don’t scare me, all right?Police: (Scared) well…well…you just go…gosh! How Terrible it is…!Sue: (Very scared) Oh, my god! Is it real? Or it’s really a ……behind me?! Please don’t scare me, ok? Tell me it’s all nonsense…I got to go …!!Police: Go, go ,go….and believe it or not! Be careful!(Sue is going home….Sue rushes through to go home anxiously. She just wants to know if her house is ok.)Sue: Fire! Where is the fire?Sue looks at the house for a while. Nothing happened to it.Sue: There is no fire. Why the light on?Sue opens the door carefully. She is afraid that a thief is at her house now.Zoe, Cecily, Jodie, Faith, Vicky: Surprise! Happy Fool’s Day!Sue sees the policewoman and the customer who make trouble to her. Sue doesn’t understand why they are here.Sue: What’s going on here?Zoe, Cecily, Jodie, Faith, Vicky: Ha~Ha~ You are the fool today.Sue: Oh! You guys! Why do you treat me in this way?Zoe, Cecily, Faith: Because you are our good friend.Sue laughs helplessly.。
英语话剧剧本推荐：《威尼斯商人》、《俄狄浦斯王》、《第十二夜》、《被缚的普罗米修斯》、《鸟》。
1、《威尼斯商人》《威尼斯商人》 是英国戏剧家莎士比亚创作的戏剧，是一部具有讽刺性的喜剧。
大约作于1596~1597年。
该剧的剧情是通过三条线索展开的：一条是鲍西亚选亲；
一条是杰西卡与罗兰佐恋爱和私奔；
还有一条是“割一磅肉”的契约纠纷。
2、《俄狄浦斯王》《俄狄浦斯王》是古希腊作家索福克勒斯创作的剧本，约公元前431年演出。
《俄狄浦斯王》戏剧，取材于希腊神话传说中关于俄狄浦斯杀父娶母的故事，展示了富有典型意义的希腊悲剧冲突——人跟命运的冲突。
3、《第十二夜》《第十二夜》是英国剧作家莎士比亚创作的戏剧，约写于1600一1602年间，1623年在书业公所登记，同年收入第一对开本中。
这部作品以抒情的笔调，浪漫喜剧的形式，再次讴歌了人文主义对爱情和友谊的美好理想，表现了生活之美、爱情之美。
4、《被缚的普罗米修斯》《被缚的普罗米修斯》是古希腊悲剧家埃斯库罗斯的一部话剧作品，剧中主要塑造了普罗米修斯这一位爱护人类、不屈服于暴力的光辉形象。
该剧情节简单，结构也不复杂，但它历来受到人们的重视，被视为古典名作。
5、《鸟》《鸟》是阿里斯托芬（公元前414年）的杰作之一，是现存的唯一以神话幻想为题材的喜剧。
剧中有两个雅典人和一群鸟一起在天和地之间建立了一个“云中鹁鸪国”。
这个国家是一个理想的社会，其中没有贫富之分，没有剥削，劳动是生存的唯一条件。
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